You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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