She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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