don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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