I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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