So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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