Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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