so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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