He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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