so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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