I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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