You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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