it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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