My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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