ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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