I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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