I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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