At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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