I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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