I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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