i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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