Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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