But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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