I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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