I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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