Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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