dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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