I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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