He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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