but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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