If i come over, it means nothing
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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