i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Never underestimate the power of titties
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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