Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I came so hard my ears popped.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
