I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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