Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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