is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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