Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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