Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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