You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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