she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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