1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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