have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
