we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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