wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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