If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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