There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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