wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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