Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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