Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My life is pants optional.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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