But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
