He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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