Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
What a dumb baby whore.
you had me at cake vodka
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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