ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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