Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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