i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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