I CAN MOONWALK!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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