So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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