my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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