I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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