Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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